“ I have two pipe bombs in the bag.
Pass all the cash quickly.
No dye packs. ”

male, 49, Apple Bank, Flushing NC $1085

(via banknotes)

http://www.bartleboglehegarty.com/#/northamerica/our-work/dig-out-your-soul-on-the-streets

Brett, this one’s for you.

Swine Flu & Graduation: A REAL EMAIL

A real email I received from my college:

MASSMAIL - Handshaking at Commencement

Robert D. Palinkas, M.D.

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To: Faculty, Staff, Students
From: Robert D. Palinkas, M.D.
Director, McKinley Health Center
Subject: Handshaking at Commencement

Because of ongoing concerns about the possibility of spreading the flu
virus, students receiving degrees and their families should not shake
hands at Commencement if they have symptoms of an upper respiratory
infection such as fever and cough.

McKinley Health Center will provide hand sanitizer on the platform at the
Assembly Hall ceremonies so that graduates can, if they wish, use it
before and/or after receiving their degrees. Members of the official
platform party also are encouraged to use the hand sanitizer provided.

Everyone is encouraged to observe the other guidelines to reduce the risk
of infection, such as covering coughs and sneezes; avoiding touching eyes,
mouth and nose; and washing hands frequently.

Robert D. Palinkas, M.D.

This mailing approved by:
The Office of the Chancellor

The Streets, never my favorite group, but they (he) always ends up creating a song every now and then that I find to be particularly catchy. I would imagine largely due to his accent, but this song is definitely a burst of poppiness with a moderately insightful third verse. The video…enh, song…reminds me of what the weather in heaven would be like, assuming it has a proper atmosphere of its own.

Saw this little ditty when I was working the European Independent Film Festival. The background music is two girls singing a traditional tribal song…I apologize I forget the area of the world. Nonetheless, it’s a rather poignant film, wouldn’t you agree?

I have a friend who has a friend who is looking to sell this 1962 Moët et Chandon Cuvée Dom Pérignon, stored in a Parisian cellar and is in pristine condition, as you can tell.
With this, ladies and gents, this may just jumpstart my career as International Rare & Fine Wine Broker.

I have a friend who has a friend who is looking to sell this 1962 Moët et Chandon Cuvée Dom Pérignon, stored in a Parisian cellar and is in pristine condition, as you can tell.

With this, ladies and gents, this may just jumpstart my career as International Rare & Fine Wine Broker.